5ivesA collection of lists of Five Things. With apologies to Merlin. www.5ives.comFive Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Have a Pet Dragon1. Unseasonal Barbeques2. Revenge of the Nerds meets Predator3. Dragon mating season4. One too many viewings of Reign of Fire5. Inaccurate BarbequesFive Webcomics Whose Protagonists I Fear I May Resemble1. Sam, Sam and Fuzzy ("Boss! This isn't what it looks like!!")2. Fuzzy, Sam and Fuzzy ("So when do we get to flagrantly abuse our newfound authority?")3. Ryan, Scary-Go-Round ("He told me he just waits for his natural oils to clean him.")4. Marten, Questionable Content ("I make barely twen