MichaelBeckett

FIVE GAMES WHICH WOULD BE ON MY QUEUE IF I THOUGHT I'D EVER HAVE TIME TO PLAY 'EM
1. Lost Magic
2. Tales of Destiny
3. Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
4. Tao's Adventure
5. Atelier Iris 2: The Azoth of Destiny

FIVE WAYS TO DO IT
1. Do it like you mean it.
2. Do it like it doesn't matter.
3. Do it for King and Country.
4. Do it six ways to Sunday.
5. Do it like someone came up with a snappy slogan that made you want to do it, despite the fact that it's kind of stupid.

FIVE EQUASIONS ON KINGDOM HEARTS 2
1. Tifa = Ass-kicking Awesome - Any two ways about it.
2. Two Keyblades > One Keyblade
3. Kairi + One years worth of time = Smokin' hottie
4. Keyblade names = Gizmo names
5. Sephiroth from KH1 - Any semblance of a possiblity for victory = Sephiroth in KH2

FIVE THINGS THAT STRIKE ME AS BEING STRANGELY AUTHORITARIAN
1. Telephones with wires
2. Sock garters
3. Out-of-date maps of the world
4. Silverware organizers
5. April Fool's Day

FIVE POSSIBLE REASONS I HAVE NOT YET RECIEVED MY HEADPHONES BACK FROM KOSS
1. Aliens devoured the mail truck.
2. Shipping something from work may have transferred the Ancient Curse of the Ignoramus.
3. Hobo attack.
4. After having done everything Koss asked me to do in regards to shipping, they decided they couldn't sully such a pure individual with something so mundane as headphones.
5. They's stupid.

FIVE MANAGEMENT SECRETS OF GENDO IKARI
1. Never show any emotion, unless someone who's even more emotionless than you gets injured.
2. Always make sure your commands are issued from a place where people can't see your mouth move.
3. Remember, children make the best employees!
4. If something poses a threat to you, stab it with a giant spear and hide it in your basement.
5. Never, ever, ever make any sense.

FIVE STEPS OF DRAWING A REQUEST THE MICHAEL WAY
1. After recieving the request, procrastinate for at least a week.
2. Google for reference images, but remember NOT to save them! Remember, we're trying to be stupid!
3. Waste at least half a pad of paper on crappy perspective shots that have absolutely no chance of working.
4. Pick one of them and spend a day trying to make it presentable. Fail.
5. Three weeks in, give up and redesign the whole thing and start over.

FIVE FURTHER RESULTS FROM ONLINE QUIZZES
1. Which Nippon Ichi character are you? (Marona)
2. Which element are you? (Air)
3. What is your dominant intelligence? (Spacial)
4. What will your epitaph say? ("Buried with less than five dollars cash.")
5. What number are you? (4)

FIVE QUOTES FROM THE GENERATION OF CHAOS OPENING SEQUENCE
1. We will either find a way or make one.
2. Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is to you.
3. Energy and persistance conquer all things.
4. Mankind must put an end to war... Or war will put an end to mankind.
5. All we have to fear is fear itself.

FIVE QUOTES FROM SHAKESPEARE REPLACED IN PART BY ASS
1. "There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your Ass."
2. "Farewell, sweet Ass, and flights of angels see thee to thy rest!"
3. "Et tu, Ass?"
4. "The evil that men do lives after them. The Ass is often interred with their bones."
5. "What's in a name? That which we call an Ass by any other name would smell as sweet."